Walmart Love Triangle

You may have heard of Walmart greeters, but what happens when they greet some people with a little too much gusto?

This can't be America's only Walmart Love Triangle.

Here's the gist of it...

"A Florida Walmart worker who suspected her co-worker of sleeping with her husband was arrested after she allegedly attacked the other woman and bit off part of her finger at the supercenter's parking lot."

There's nothing quite so American as a Walmart love triangle that ends in a finger being bitten off. I smell screenplay.